Want to hookup in a jiffy? Yeah, you could do just that (like a couple of times a day), by downloading the various dating and hookup apps? Come, on don’t tell me you still don’t know what an app is, because if you don’t know what it is, then I suggest you get a quick crash course on how to use it (Or else you will become irrelevant!) what’s good is that there’s an app for every personality type, job status and level of dedication to the dating game. Here’s a look at a few of them, so that you’ll know what to expect from each one.
Luxy
Luxy is a dating app, just like the ever-popular Tinder, but for rich people! Thus, you got to make over 200k a year or be voted in based purely on your looks. Here, you’ll likely find one-night stands complete with Dom Perignon and cashmere blankets, or a one-night stand who’s already bored with you! Darn, ditch the snobby wealthy folk, and go on a really fun date with the hot and sexy Luxury Escorts London!
Feeld
Again, Feeld is essentially Tinder, but for (rum roll please) threesomes! The catch here is that faking chemistry with one person is one thing, but faking it with two is next to impossible! Here, you’d love to find two ungodly attractive individuals who will never have to see you again. But, in truth you’d probably find two similarly inexperienced people who won’t make this any less awkward!
Hinge
Hinge is a dating app for more serious contenders, like those who think more dates, fewer hookups based on Facebook mutual friend connections. The catch here is that your profile should have three witty or charming personal answers to Hinge’s per-selected questions. But if you’re looking for someone as witty or as charming as you, you could find the friend of the girl you met on your sophomore year study abroad trip who’s seriously looking for “the one”!
Bumble
This dating app is once again, like Tinder, but women here make the rules, like only the ladies, can start a conversation after a match is made, and the matches only last for 24 hours. Here, you could either find a young, fun professional with an adventurous spirit, or a hundred women who never moved past the first swipe!
The League
The League is an app that only admits ambitious, successful users only after an extensive screening period (What the fork!) And, you need a LinkedIn account too. However, here you could either find an attractive, educated progressive lady with lofty career aspirations, or someone who uses the words “handouts” unironically!
Raya
Raya is an elite app for celebrities, models, artists and other generally cultured people. To enter, you have to be one of the above, or rich. Here, you might either find Chrissy Eighteen, or someone as wantonly crappy as Paris Hilton!
But then again, if you don’t want to dabble in such pretentious behavior, why don’t you book a true-blue erotic adventure with ladies a shot and sizzling as the Luxury Escorts London!
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